2007-08-21 - 2:22 p.m.
I wish I knew the author to give credit for this. Its one of the few gems of a forwarded message worth sharing:
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning
about a new virulent
strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is
dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called
Gonorrhea Lectim and
is pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims
contracted it in 2004,
after having been screwed for the past four years.
personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with
extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate
pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept
own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,
smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies
theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
originated approximately a mere seven years ago from a
bush found in Texas.