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2007-08-21 - 2:22 p.m.

I wish I knew the author to give credit for this. Its one of the few gems of a forwarded message worth sharing:

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning

about a new virulent

strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is

contracted through

dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called

Gonorrhea Lectim and

is pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims

contracted it in 2004,

after having been screwed for the past four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected

include: anti-social

personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with

messianic overtones,

extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate

new information,

pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept

responsibility for

own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,

uncontrolled facial

smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies

towards evangelical

theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this

destructive disease

originated approximately a mere seven years ago from a

bush found in Texas.

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